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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I love things</description><title>Surf Elfin'</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @conkerguru)</generator><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I really hope the world ends, very soon. Not a quick end either. No &amp;#8220;sun bursting and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I really hope the world ends, very soon. Not a quick end either. No &amp;#8220;sun bursting and obliterating everything a mile deep into the ground&amp;#8221; kind of end. I want a disease, perhaps the zombie apocalypse scenario, to slowly wipe out and torture our terrible race. It tickles the regions of my brain that produce rage when people try to talk about any issue and put forward a solution and flirt with a blame. I don&amp;#8217;t care about what happened years ago, whatever who did to who and how horrible it was. Change any insignificant event and you can bet if the other hand had the upper, they would do the same fucking thing. It may have not always been human nature to be destructive in all matters of the word, but it sure has evolved into that after thousands of years of getting it wrong. Everyone is wrong, everyone. Every solution is outweighed by its inevitable failure, whether it may take days, months, years, centuries. Maybe if one day EVERY SINGLE human on the planet decided: Hey, maybe what I care about doesn&amp;#8217;t mean a fucking a thing. Maybe I should be ok that other people will do things I don&amp;#8217;t like. Maybe I should not try to change them, or get mad at them, maybe I should embrace them. Maybe our mores have gone to far? Maybe even if  these codes have been around for so long, I along with everyone else should let them go. Our ancestors did a very good job at fucking everything up for everyone alive and yet to be alive. I say we should forget history, for the sake of the future. Let these burning, age-old hatreds die away, even if the actions were horrific. Should we be responsible for everything other people did before us? If we continue to let their influence hang over our entire  &lt;em&gt;species&lt;/em&gt; (not race), yes. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t think we will ever rid the planet of this haze.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First, there are those who still hold the upper today. The rich, the leaders of all the governments and corporations. They love this awful system, they flourish in it. They indirectly divide us, while proclaiming to unite us. Fuck them. They need to be changed, they need to be torn down.&lt;br/&gt;But hey maybe one day this happens. Maybe the system of government doesn&amp;#8217;t involve money at all. I still think the shit will stink. I think that people will still get upset about stupid meaningless crap that happened years ago and still lingers today. One group will inherently hate something another does. I just wish everyone could shut the fuck up and worry about the benefit of each other. Not the benefit of one group, one race, one creed, one gender, one sexuality, but every god damn one. One group wants it, give it to them, so long as it doesn&amp;#8217;t affect the basic moral codes. If I could pinpoint these codes I would say murder, violence (other than sport), stealing. That&amp;#8217;s it. Oh I&amp;#8217;m sorry you don&amp;#8217;t like profanity? Deal with it. Oh you don&amp;#8217;t like that people of the same gender FUCK? Deal with it. Oh you don&amp;#8217;t like that someone voices their opinion no matter what it reflects? Deal with it. Learn to accept and not get upset. &lt;br/&gt;I believe humor might save us. I believe that the day we can laugh about anything with anyone will be the day we might have a chance. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But I do not believe this will be achieved. I want a front row seat to the end of the world. I wanna see all of us, including myself, burn. I only wish that those who slowly carved this life for us were around to burn with us. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If this does happen within my lifetime, I will not reflect what I think humanity should be. I&amp;#8217;m going to reflect what it has been. Maybe someone will see the inhumanity in me during this hour of the end, and survive, and choose to live for the benefit of all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/25480610813</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/25480610813</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 23:06:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It's been so long..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t understand tumblr anymore&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/24683509597</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/24683509597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:04:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ysugano:

World’s first graffiti on polar icebergs |...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcyhy2xKiC1qz52pko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ysugano.tumblr.com/post/2106912447/worlds-first-graffiti-on-polar-icebergs"&gt;ysugano&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/2010/11/30/worlds-first-graffiti-on-polar-icebergs/"&gt;World’s first graffiti on polar icebergs | buZzhunt.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Lookout nature, graffitti be coming fo you&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/2133856910</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/2133856910</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 12:27:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Silly boy, drop the toy!
Get off that diet of soy!
Let &amp;#8216;em out! Snort and Shout!
Fall back...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Silly boy, drop the toy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get off that diet of soy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let &amp;#8216;em out! Snort and Shout!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fall back and enjoy the spout!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sneeze that way! NO THE OTHER WAY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clean up! You ruined the bay!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eat ya toast! No go boast!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE GOT TIME ROAST&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1658490464</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1658490464</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 07:52:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nothing is ever needed other than the process of attaining what you need to survive or the things...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Nothing is ever needed other than the process of attaining what you need to survive or the things you have to do to get what you want. Even then nothing is needed, because you don&amp;#8217;t need to stay alive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1286154226</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1286154226</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 17:15:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There is a zit on my eyelid at the crease. Its fucking gay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There is a zit on my eyelid at the crease. Its fucking gay&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1260411435</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1260411435</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:15:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love Between the Buried and Me. Only thing I love more is my mother. Nothing else goes above their...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love Between the Buried and Me. Only thing I love more is my mother. Nothing else goes above their music.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1176723256</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1176723256</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:00:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hmmm, I would have to say, cans.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1162322932</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1162322932</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:10:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>God of the Atoms; a large penis.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I believe that God is real. God has to be real, because believe it or not, it is a rational explanation to the beginning of the universe. We will never, ever, ever, EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER discover the true beginning of the space that matter occupies. Why? Because whatever spanwed the universe, HAD TO BE SPAWNED BY SOMETHING ELSE. And then that had to start somewhere, and whatever started that, had to be started by something else. A-B-C-D-E-F-G, except there is no A, because A had to start somewhere before it created B. None of it will ever make sense, and science will never bring enlightenment to this topic. Yeah sure, science will grow and grow and be so amazing that eventually whatever being gets to the point where they can alter pure energy itself basically becomes god. But, we will never find the birth of existence.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With that, I simply say there has to be a god. And yes, THAT GOD WOULD ALSO HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. However, existence has to be the product of something above us. You know why it is, because whatever created us is our god. So if a giant penis created us, that&amp;#8217;s our god. If a random chemical reaction happened on a blank canvas, that chemical reaction is our god. Yeah thats right, the god Im talking about isn&amp;#8217;t anything we have forged in our religions as humans. There is no &amp;#8220;God&amp;#8221; in the sense of what we have read about in the bible or any other religous document.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What I have been thinking about lately is this: atoms. To small to see from our perspective. Even with the technology we have that gives us the ability to magnify these tiny objects, we can&amp;#8217;t see it from their perspective. Think about this: What if we shrunk to the atomic level, and took one of our most powerful microscopes and used it at that level. What the hell would we see? I think that maybe, just maybe, each atom is its own universe. Time being relative in all, it makes sense too. Atoms go through instant changes and are constantly moving, so how can there be a universe in those little guys? Wouldnt it all be destroyed because of the chaos we see from OUR perspective. Well maybe, but maybe not. At least not as fast to the beings that could live on that level percieve. What if every reaction that happened at that level, was trillions of years in relation to the beings that could exist on that level?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With this theory, we can go in reverse. What are we apart of? What if we are really just living in an atom? Are their beings that exist, but are so large that we can&amp;#8217;t even see them; just too much distance from us to them. I don&amp;#8217;t fucking know, I&amp;#8217;m bored and went all scientific. I&amp;#8217;m no scientist. Personally, I don&amp;#8217;t give a fuck how it all started. I am curious, but honestly I won&amp;#8217;t go out of my way thinking about it for a career. I like to live the life I was given, whatever happened billions or trillions of years ago is none of my business. So folks, if you&amp;#8217;re against religion, just shut the fuck up and live. If you&amp;#8217;re religious, well thats great! You have an aim in life, and thats better than the rest of us.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1162295197</link><guid>http://conkerguru.tumblr.com/post/1162295197</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 14:03:07 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
